The Crazy Cat Lady
Who cares if your house reeks of ammonia and there's cat fur everywhere?! That's why its called FURniture! Sadly, your family never stops by to visit anymore because they can't find a place to sit when all of your precious little poopsies are hogging every seat available. Actually, the only people that ever stop by anymore are the neighbors that found one of your cats, that somehow ninja-ed its way into their house, trying to eat their pet bird. Remember these words and take them to heart: "Fourteen more cats will not make me any happier than the twenty-seven I already have."
Sera preocupante? =P